Robin (robin9595)

Race #64

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Official speed 91.26 wpm (49.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 5, 2017 1:41:04pm UTC
Race Finish October 5, 2017 1:41:53pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. grayeyes (141.52 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 112.56
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.