John (randommz)

Race #19

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Official speed 75.28 wpm (64.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 5, 2017 1:09:33am UTC
Race Finish December 5, 2017 1:10:38am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. phongryy (63.43 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 90.34
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...