View Pit Stop page for race #1961 by professor_pyg — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 119.80 wpm (60.90 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 13, 2023 12:11:50pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 13, 2023 12:12:51pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. velvet_underground (118.58 wpm) 3. tebond (112.41 wpm) 4. inbredturtle (91.52 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 201.67 |
| Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |