Paul (paulthescrub)

Race #189

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Official speed 103.69 wpm (46.75 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 14, 2019 9:54:55pm UTC
Race Finish October 14, 2019 9:55:42pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. feeshmane (87.46 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 124.43
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...