View Pit Stop page for race #148412 by oneguardsam — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 86.12 wpm (80.26 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | November 23, 2020 1:42:53am UTC |
| Race Finish | November 23, 2020 1:44:13am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. pyren83 (83.09 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 177.98 |
| Text | #4350630 (Length: 576 characters) I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that. |