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| Official speed | 117.00 wpm (36.00 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | November 28, 2018 12:25:54pm UTC |
| Race Finish | November 28, 2018 12:26:30pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 120.90 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |