ndk100 (ndk100)

Race #11446

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Official speed 81.41 wpm (55.28 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 5, 2018 9:19:52pm UTC
Race Finish March 5, 2018 9:20:47pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. elisac00 (99.19 wpm)
4. zsolesz71 (76.79 wpm)
5. jr9810 (72.65 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 100.41
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.