View Pit Stop page for race #643 by muruniiduk — Ghost race
View profile for Jaan (muruniiduk)
| Official speed | 93.26 wpm (67.68 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | June 3, 2019 3:32:24pm UTC |
| Race Finish | June 3, 2019 3:33:32pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. ocodile (80.33 wpm) 3. iaminferior (77.22 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 136.78 |
| Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |