slowpoke (mrookie)

Race #2688

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Official speed 54.42 wpm (89.08 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 10, 2019 12:45:29am UTC
Race Finish September 10, 2019 12:46:58am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 4. varun2 (45.40 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 65.30
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...