Mouldy (mouldy44)

Race #270

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Official speed 81.56 wpm (55.17 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 4, 2017 6:55:21pm UTC
Race Finish October 4, 2017 6:56:16pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. largev (107.44 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 100.59
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.