View Pit Stop page for race #72 by molozon — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 85.36 wpm (49.34 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 6, 2022 3:22:08am UTC |
| Race Finish | May 6, 2022 3:22:57am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 88.20 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |