Martyyyyy (missmarty)

Race #4938

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Official speed 138.94 wpm (32.39 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 24, 2018 11:15:07pm UTC
Race Finish May 24, 2018 11:15:39pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. dowon (136.28 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 171.35
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.