Austin (misanthropical)

Race #46

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Official speed 59.45 wpm (82.56 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 30, 2018 5:53:27am UTC
Race Finish November 30, 2018 5:54:50am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 73.33
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.