Jack (memkeys)

Race #28

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Official speed 113.78 wpm (42.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 16, 2018 2:30:31am UTC
Race Finish February 16, 2018 2:31:14am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. zulangsams (126.72 wpm)
2. imschleep (114.17 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 136.53
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...