Masturbear (masturbear)

Race #393

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Official speed 89.84 wpm (52.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 7, 2013 10:49:56am UTC
Race Finish September 7, 2013 10:50:49am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. duy_sau_rom (66.93 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.