View Pit Stop page for race #298 by masturbateman — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 69.33 wpm (60.75 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 20, 2023 4:17:44am UTC |
| Race Finish | September 20, 2023 4:18:45am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. mushrumi (114.90 wpm) 2. mf_splinter (82.85 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 71.64 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |