JP (jpuppey)

Race #5003

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Official speed 81.29 wpm (55.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 10, 2020 2:56:44am UTC
Race Finish September 10, 2020 2:57:39am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. pluflmufn (81.49 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 100.26
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.