gregory the caracal (johnnew)

Race #1725

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Official speed 140.38 wpm (34.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 2, 2020 9:18:24pm UTC
Race Finish July 2, 2020 9:18:59pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. hotw1ng (96.11 wpm)
3. iplaytetris (94.69 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 168.46
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...