John666695 (john666695)

Race #8315

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Official speed 141.25 wpm (34.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 19, 2020 5:56:28am UTC
Race Finish October 19, 2020 5:57:02am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. abigail_w (127.38 wpm)
3. thedragonemperor (111.46 wpm)
4. zywinston (86.18 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 169.51
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...