John (jhakala)

Race #1130

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Official speed 99.48 wpm (48.73 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 31, 2018 1:20:52am UTC
Race Finish January 31, 2018 1:21:41am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. torphon (77.05 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 119.38
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...