Tommy (jasonbournee)

Race #2219

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Official speed 131.08 wpm (36.98 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 3, 2018 1:36:51pm UTC
Race Finish January 3, 2018 1:37:28pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. all_greay (121.20 wpm)
3. hkgwife (103.63 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 157.30
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...