View Pit Stop page for race #2644 by iwilltypefastoneday — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 101.07 wpm (46.07 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 28, 2021 12:10:19am UTC |
| Race Finish | May 28, 2021 12:11:06am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. kaitokidokuroba (90.65 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 124.66 |
| Text | #4060269 (Length: 388 characters) On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge? |