Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #4256

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Official speed 118.72 wpm (41.75 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 8, 2017 2:25:39pm UTC
Race Finish October 8, 2017 2:26:20pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 166.20
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As you know the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that's all this is except that instead of sucking water I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five but I really don't know what that would do to you. So let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity so be honest. How do you feel?