Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #4174

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Official speed 115.83 wpm (23.52 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 8, 2017 11:00:07am UTC
Race Finish October 8, 2017 11:00:31am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. treiderik (161.77 wpm)
3. chawahir (131.47 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 83.01
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