meh (isuckbutimtrying)

Race #21285

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Official speed 116.61 wpm (48.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 29, 2020 11:28:04pm UTC
Race Finish August 29, 2020 11:28:52pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. improbhighnotgonnalie (88.87 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 172.98
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People want to like who they're voting for. People thought Al Gore was a big stiff until he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat. They put George W. in office because he and Laura seemed like a fun couple to have a beer with. People have to want to invite you in for dinner. Right now, you and your wife are standing in their doorway, three feet apart, not looking at each other, letting in the cold air. That's why you lost Iowa. It's why you'll lose New Hampshire.