Hater (hateself)

Race #4701

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Official speed 91.06 wpm (53.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 26, 2017 2:46:12pm UTC
Race Finish August 26, 2017 2:47:06pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. thegul (73.14 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 112.31
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.