Chad (godchad)

Race #5435

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Official speed 89.45 wpm (54.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 19, 2019 7:29:03am UTC
Race Finish July 19, 2019 7:29:58am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 107.34
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...