Chad (godchad)

Race #2363

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Official speed 86.30 wpm (56.18 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 5, 2018 11:06:14pm UTC
Race Finish December 5, 2018 11:07:10pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. smexology (87.21 wpm)
4. ebruh (84.19 wpm)
5. isakooooo (77.22 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 103.56
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...