Ickooo (gamerchancer)

Race #181

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Official speed 70.42 wpm (126.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 11, 2019 11:22:01am UTC
Race Finish February 11, 2019 11:24:08am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. sayonara999 (82.76 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 176.04
Text #3550530 (Length: 745 characters)

You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?