nova (fuccboy420)

Race #6114

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Official speed 103.23 wpm (43.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 9, 2018 9:27:29pm UTC
Race Finish September 9, 2018 9:28:13pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 4. pugslyyy (77.29 wpm)
5. dzlzrd (72.38 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 127.32
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.