M4RT1N (flipous)

Race #2072

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Official speed 106.74 wpm (59.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 6, 2020 4:54:10pm UTC
Race Finish May 6, 2020 4:55:10pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. excetra (125.23 wpm)
3. aquaficial (96.35 wpm)
4. chuckster73 (91.54 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 156.55
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Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.