Math (faster_babe)

Race #11832

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Official speed 84.64 wpm (81.66 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 3, 2020 6:54:12am UTC
Race Finish November 3, 2020 6:55:33am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. mcnugget25 (96.81 wpm)
4. loistcloist (72.64 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 174.93
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I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.