View Pit Stop page for race #3111 by djs_ — Ghost race
| Official speed | 123.73 wpm (34.04 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 13, 2017 8:18:52pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 13, 2017 8:19:26pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. uninterested (91.62 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |