View Pit Stop page for race #33 by derogatory — Ghost race
View profile for Vincent (derogatory)
| Official speed | 87.68 wpm (48.04 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 27, 2011 2:04:34pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 27, 2011 2:05:22pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. kingpin (93.85 wpm) 3. huangmax (76.45 wpm) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |