Custard (custardfishfillets)

Race #52

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Official speed 67.28 wpm (72.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 24, 2017 10:19:17am UTC
Race Finish September 24, 2017 10:20:30am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. uriel1217 (61.64 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 82.98
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