Colette (cleverusername123)

Race #8309

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Official speed 91.31 wpm (49.28 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 9, 2018 12:44:31am UTC
Race Finish November 9, 2018 12:45:21am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. swaax (110.04 wpm)
3. hiddenroom404 (92.17 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 112.62
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.