View Pit Stop page for race #5723 by champ_racers — Ghost race
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Official speed | 69.36 wpm (60.73 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 12, 2024 9:48:53pm UTC |
Race Finish | February 12, 2024 9:49:54pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
4. scrotum_death (67.12 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 71.67 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |