napkin (call_me_napkin)

Race #927

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Official speed 90.48 wpm (54.24 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 7, 2020 12:18:11am UTC
Race Finish May 7, 2020 12:19:05am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. poem (119.41 wpm)
2. ginoo75 (107.63 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 111.59
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.