B4CK (ayeyuhskuh)

Race #8544

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Official speed 147.22 wpm (32.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 24, 2019 10:03:20pm UTC
Race Finish April 24, 2019 10:03:53pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. jessegarcia (119.73 wpm)
3. teegey (105.98 wpm)
4. chrischaostf2 (92.79 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 176.67
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...