Alex (alejbor)

Race #1338

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Official speed 76.93 wpm (58.49 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 20, 2018 11:41:46am UTC
Race Finish December 20, 2018 11:42:44am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. xuanduy1269 (79.21 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 94.88
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.