Akash (akashuphade)

Race #1378

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Official speed 76.73 wpm (63.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 20, 2016 11:38:59am UTC
Race Finish December 20, 2016 11:40:03am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 3. apoorvab (62.99 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.