Logos (abode243)

Race #4551

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Official speed 60.05 wpm (146.28 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 9, 2020 2:16:59am UTC
Race Finish July 9, 2020 2:19:25am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. chrism22 (89.69 wpm)
2. safaraalmer (81.34 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 143.11
Text #4070329 (Length: 732 characters)

So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteen and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.