Avi (_avi_)

Race #1044

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Official speed 95.93 wpm (51.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 1, 2021 5:46:59am UTC
Race Finish November 1, 2021 5:47:51am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. moronicmetalman (91.56 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 118.31
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.