View Pit Stop page for race #999 by lil_effer — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 74.60 wpm (60.32 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 19, 2017 3:34:20am UTC |
| Race Finish | October 19, 2017 3:35:20am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. rportnoy (87.67 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 92.01 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |