View Pit Stop page for race #99 by stinkrace — Ghost race
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Official speed | 73.40 wpm (61.31 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 19, 2020 7:48:48pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 19, 2020 7:49:50pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
Opponents |
2. 192627 (70.47 wpm) 3. someqwerty (68.37 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 90.53 |
Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |