View Pit Stop page for race #99 by nanoflower — Ghost race
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Official speed | 78.63 wpm (53.57 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 28, 2020 12:22:40am UTC |
Race Finish | August 28, 2020 12:23:34am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. snoringpanda (89.45 wpm) 2. fopdoodle (86.13 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 81.25 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |