View Pit Stop page for race #99 by glitchingwolf — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 87.54 wpm (48.12 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 29, 2020 6:59:12pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 29, 2020 7:00:01pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. mistah (76.28 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 90.46 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |