View Pit Stop page for race #9899 by exploiter911 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 100.31 wpm (44.86 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 17, 2019 10:12:33pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 17, 2019 10:13:18pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. shadyxmd (96.30 wpm) 3. m_a_c_i_e_j (82.89 wpm) 4. toiletsplash (81.09 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 123.72 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |