why tf premium members so fast (thebluecrab)

Race #984

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Official speed 84.36 wpm (75.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 29, 2018 7:30:21pm UTC
Race Finish October 29, 2018 7:31:36pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. kayak1 (102.27 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 125.13
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