Ted (macfan)

Race #9736

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Official speed 85.43 wpm (56.75 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 16, 2019 12:36:41pm UTC
Race Finish September 16, 2019 12:37:38pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. alesandroalbert (101.34 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 102.52
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...